August 2012
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Why can't rappers rap about nice things?
cryhog:
demigodofmypants:
senzaspazi:
YEAH GIRL I’MMA TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND
put them in a closet for you cause it’s polite
YEAH BABY THAT’S RIGHT IMMA PICK YOU UP AND
carry you to your bed cause baby I know you tired
OH GIRL IMA SLAP DAT
broom out of your hand because you’ve had a long day at work, and i can do it myself.
WAIT TILL YOU SEE MA
collection of politely worded...
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reaill:
yeffyaboyuice:
manwaifu:
>:I
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When People Ask To See My Sketchbook
pyroland:
What they expect to see:
What they actually see:
Why I hate showing people my sketchbook LOL
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husband: why are you crying
me: because
husband: why tell me
me: because i HAD A BLOG ABOUT YOU WHEN I WAS YOUNGER AND I NEVER THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD COME US BEING TOGETHER AND OMG BRB FANGIRLING HI GIVE ME UR AUTOGRAPH RIGHT NOW SO I CAN POST IT ON MY BLOG YEAH I STILL HAVE THE BLOG OMG CAN I POST OUR MARRIAGE PHOTOS ON MY BLOG TOO UGH MY FOLLOWERS WOULD LOVE THAT
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taoking asked: are you sure you didn't mean chaochaochaochaochao
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livinglovinoloca:
have you ever just sat down and thought of a certain person and you realize oh my god.. they’re just so cute
like not just in looks but the way they act and speak and joke around and talk and how they react to things and it’s just
so
cute
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What if
You: hey could you sign my albu-
Band member: oh my god it's you. You're that girl that has a blog about me and my bandmates. I stalk you most of the time whenever we have breaks during practices. I finally got to meet you in person ohmygod this is the best day of my life. I edit our selcas together so it would look like we're actually together. Wait i have it in my wallet. I hope you're not creeped out. It's just that i really like you and what i'm trying to say is that i love you please marry me.
You: what
Band member:
You:
Band member:
You:
Band member:
You:
Band member:
You:
Band member: i mean let me sign your cd for you
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taoking asked: WHAT PURPLE IS THE BEST COLOR EVER STOP IT
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RANDOM FACTS! REBLOG SO YOUR FOLLOWERS CAN LEARN... →
sadisticmaniac:
ABOUT ME ► Name ➔ Emily ► Will you answer all questions truthfully ➔ Yeah okay I guess ► You may start ➔ …ok ► Are you single ➔ Yes ► Are you happy ➔ Yes! :D
► Are you bored ➔ Yeah, that’s why I’m on tumblr I guess.
► Are you sad ➔ Nope
► Are you Italian ➔ No, lol.. ► Are you German ➔ Nope ► Are you Asian ➔ Yes. Chinese! ► Are you angry ➔ Nope ► Are you...
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The Great Revival ~ Ask Miles Edgeworth: Let’s get... →
askmilesedgeworth:
Let’s get down to business
to convict the Huns
Did they send me forgeries
when I asked for none?
You’re the saddest bunch I ever met, but you can bet before we’re through
Mister, I’ll make a man
Out of you
Don’t be like Von Karma
You don’t have to be perfect
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Paying for food
Caucasians: Split check?
Asians: GO AWAY. I GOT THIS. I'LL PAY FOR IT.
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its-electric-lady:
crobdan:
Dubbing at its finest
forget the dubbing, WTF just happened!?
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withmymelancholyblues:
mylifesarumor:
scipioaemilianus:
liamoflegends:
shaving23spiders:
wvnderbar:
in the catholic ghetto, born and raised
at the playground is where I bullied most of the gays
relaxin chillaxin communion all cool
oppressing some minorities outside the school
when a couple of gays believed that they could
believed they could get married in my neighborhood
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